What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 10:23

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What would you change in Rings of Power?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How were cows used in ancient India?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.